Cosima Underwater

Google is a highly inefficient search engine. Sounds snooty, I know, but I have proof. Every day people are directed to this blog, because they are googling “underwater sex” or variations of it (“naked woman underwater handstand sex”). For all of you I have a slightly disappointing message:

THIS BLOG HAS ABSOLUTELY NO PICTURES OR VIDEOS OF PEOPLE HAVING UNDERWATER SEX.

And I won’t do a handstand for you either. But do not despair, you will eventually find something on your internet travels. I did. Yes, I am curious, and lost my innocence in the process… lol.

There is this porn video of a couple doing it underwater for ten long minutes without coming up for air. Absolutely fascinating from a technical standpoint. How did they do it… fancy cutting, special training?

Like Mr. Letterman, I often ask myself “Will it float?”. In the case of silicone implants, I am not 100% sure, because they are attached to bodies, but it definitely looks like they want to drift upwards.

And to the guy with the how-to-website on giving dolphins a hand job: that’s just wrong.

For those of you, looking for advice on making a romantic sojourn in warm ocean or pool water a success click here. The site has tips on safe sex and lubrication. I know it sounds wonderful to make love submerged in water, but from experience I can tell you that a bit of preparation is necessary, even if you intend to leave your head above water. Water washes away natural lubrication, and it’s a good idea to have a bottle of water-resistant lube handy.

I racked my brain to find something sexy and wet to end my post, and remembered this video. It shows the delectable Dita von Teese doing her Martini glass routine with lots of splashing. For some reason it’s rotated ninety degrees, but it’s worth the stiff neck. Sorry, no rompy underwater porn, my editor is just too high-brow for that ;).