June 18, 2010

German for Beginners

Category: girlie stuff,sprichst du deutsch? — Cosima @ 9:30 pm

The Love Life of Rags

Male: Hello!
Hello, I am Dominik.
And what’s your name?

Female: I am Jacqueline.

Male: Oh, that’s a beautiful name, oh, such a beautiful name!
And what are you studying?

Female: Biochemistry.

Male: Oh, that’s fascinating, how fascinating, fascinating, fascinating. Well, I am studying social… that’s also totally… well… boring.
And, you want to fuck me?

Female
: Pardon?

Male: You want to fuck me?

Female: Yes, of course.

Male: Well fine, are we going to my place or yours?

Female: Don’t know.

Male
: Well, don’t know either. Perhaps we could… or rather… or rather…no, don’t know.

Female: Well, I don’t know either.
Bye, Dominik.

Male: Bye, Jacqueline.

The End.